Ahoy bandwagon!

Note: Go to CourierPostOnline.com to see my first video assignment - Camden chef a cook-off finalist.

I'm settled in with my Comcast triple play, my $970 (utilities included) rent and my pretty Collingswood water towers and pigeon shuffle view.

I love it here.

Restaurants, cafes, family-owned markets and specialty shops are but a 10 minute walk from my 1-br apartment. Take the slow-moving, buzzy elevators down to the lobby and walk across Newton Lake Drive to reach algae blooms at their best. Stroll five minutes southwest and enter the City of Camden (aka: Warsaw) for drive-by shootings and homeless people with teeth that make jewels out of EU dental records. Want to get here? Make a right just before the old bridge painted with the 'PREGNANT? Get help' sign. Want to meet me at the Courier-Post? Call ahead and then cross a bridge - it's the only location I'll drive to.

Philly calls? Jump on the PATCO for a 10 minute shoddy Metro bump over the Jersey border.

Pictures after my camera charges. Questions? Comment here. I've already installed a landline for your silly late night phone calls. And there's always the cell phone.