Farce

So that sucked.

1. I got lost on the way into Philly. Twice.

2. The gas stations here don't have little shops like the rest of the world. They do not carry AA batteries for the C-P's wireless mic.

3. Apparently, neither do the 7-11s.

4. Commuters have to pay $3 to get on the bridge into Philly. My driver-side window doesn't roll down.

5. It is an unsung law that as soon as you jump out of the car, balance yourself by stringing a video camera bag, tripod bag, laptop bag and purse around your shoulders and start to limp towards a building that is far too far away ... it will start down pouring.

6. I happened to be wearing cloth slippers. I also happen to abhor wet feet.

7. I forgot the firewire cable at the office.

8. The C-P executive editor, my boss' boss' boss, offers to bring it to me. There was no hate in his eyes, but god knows I'm two shits away from getting fired.

9. My wireless signal dies as soon as all parts are present.

10. The video feed is patchy at best.

WAAAAAAAAAAAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.