S.J. things to do

Looks like I won't be getting a week off work anytime soon, but not all hope's lost. Keith and I proved that lots can be done in a single day when you're lucky enough to bum around New Jersey. Last Saturday we drove an hour to Long Beach. Keith grew a little more accustomed to the ocean, but the landlubber's got a bit more wading to do. We then meandered our way north and randomly found Leonard Street's Quick Stop - the convenience store inspiration for Clerks. It was just as trashy as I imagined.

So with two days at the end of every week to waste, here's a look at some of the wacky crazy adventures we could jump into:

1. Cowtown Rodeo: Its been around since 1955 so it must be good! Doubtful? Just listen to a barnyard animal rendition of this great nation's anthem.

2. Cape May Ferry 'cross the Delaware: Drive to the ferry, ride it on foot, take shuttles/walk along the shore towns, maybe hole up in a cheap bed/breakfast for the night and make a weekend out of it. Shopping. Concerts. BEACH.

3. Creepy Elephant Statue: Giant elephant. Not sure what else to say here. Look at the photo.

4. Atlantic City: To fill my Moneybags desires. More of a long weekend endeavor.

5. Hersey Park: Never been there. Six Flags as back-up plan.

6. Minerals Resort & Spa: I wouldn't mind the pampering. And I have money now. Kinda...

7. Delaware River Tubing: Cheap and fun. Plus a free barbeque lunch halfway down the river!

8. Mastoris: Supposedly the best diner in New Jersey. Also, Ponzio's ... which is only 5 miles away, in Cherry Hill.

9. Harrah's Rooftop Pool: Pricey, perhaps, but dive-in movies, palm trees and six HOT TUBS.

10. Pocono Mountains: They're in Pennsylvania, but not far. Skiing. Hiking. Those things I never do.